turtle wash

verb; to cause pain.
used when you are going to do something bad to someone; funny way to scare someone and have them have no idea what you even mean.. until now
"im gonna turtle wash your ass!"
by L Pea-lunk November 29, 2009
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Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.
by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020
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Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.
"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"
by S. Strides November 17, 2022
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Dog Wash

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.
"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."
by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023
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ball wash

Cleaning ones man part prior to the act of coitus as a courtesy. Aided with unique grooming products targeted at such tender endeavors.
Sara Cotter says, “I won’t even consider looking at the thing until you use ball wash to ball wash your bits”.
by Katizzle January 28, 2021
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coop-washing

Similar to green-washing but where large companies setup cooperatives to save their struggling business models
They have decided to setup as a cooperative to pretend to care about the people - clear sign of coop-washing I am sure
by cubicgarden July 18, 2023
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Wash Dem Dishes

A term made by President Nick Atkinson meaning clean your vagina
Tyler:Aye You See That Girl..I Ate Her Out
The Prez:You I Heard She Dont Wash Dem Dishes
by President Nick February 17, 2014
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