the quantum nigger theory

Quantum nigger theory is a theory in physics based on the concept of the subdivision of radiant energy into finite quanta and applied to numerous processes involving transference or transformation of energy in an atomic or molecular scale.

It is a field of physics that is required to understand phenomena at the molecular and atomic levels.

Quantum nigger theory is simply a new way of looking at the world, where the rules that apply to us don't apply to the tiny particles that quantum nigger theory deals with.

It was a breakthrough that led physicists to discover more about the world of physics and to understand our own world better, starting from the tiny particles of matter that are its building blocks.

One of the first ideas proposed to set quantum nigger mechanics apart from classical physics was Max Planck’s idea that energy, like matter, was discontinuous.

nigger: yo bro do you know about the quantum nigger theory?

other nigger: nah can you tell me

nigger: well you bout to find out (shoots other nigger)

other nigger: AHHHHHHHH

(king von starts playing)

nigger: we not from 63rd

by quaniggerdris June 29, 2025

ping pong theory

where three guys get naked and one plays as the table and the other two get boners and use their dicks as paddles and play a game of ping pong and the loser becomes the new table. loser after 5 rounds get butt fucked by the other two guys.

dude me, john and aydin did the ping pong theory and now my ass hurts.

by cheif9/11 June 25, 2024

autocorrect theory

The theory that your phone’s autocorrect is in tune with your brain. To the point where it can generate sentences out of nothing

“ The fbi is spying on us and we are going to be in a war with them for the rest of our lives”

“Bro what?”
Sorry, just testing the autocorrect theory

by Mima is real March 19, 2023

Louie's Theory

When something that should make absolute sense ends up being the complete opposite with absolutely no logical explanation.

SKT took Huni instead of Untara to worlds??? Wtf?? That's a load of Louie's Theory!

by Diamond 5 legend September 13, 2017

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025

The House Theory

The theory regarding relationships. "Someone doesn't move unless they already have a new house." Meaning that before someone moves on, they need to already have someone else ready.

Well you know the House Theory, you better have a new man ready if you're gonna break up with him.

by MLS trio March 6, 2023

Justin B Lewis: Theory in Individualism

Individual personality in the closest mathematical phrase for its explanation due to forever changing behavior in part to the ability to ration w ones self is, E=mc² / 2. This is also in part to NOT being able to be in an exact spot at the same exact time bc of the infinite possibilities of here to there, so no matter how much any two are alike, the difference in space and time, will always produce a large enough difference that it will present itself at surface of its host.

JUSTIN B LEWIS: THEORY IN INDIVIDUALISM, The reason for the two twins not to like the same ice cream flavor is because #1 dropped his first vanilla cone and ants bit him after he tried picking it up and eating it. After that he never at vanilla again but #2 loves vanilla. I guess u could quote Justin B Lewis:Theory in individualism E= mc² / 2

by Irishinjun7 June 24, 2021