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Stool Spider

Noun: the result of an upside down stool being occupied by four persons. (A spider has eight legs, four stool legs times two legs per human equals eight legs, arms are crossed removing them from consideration)
There's four of us and only one bar stool, no worries, we'll just flip it upside down and make a stool spider.
by Da ladies man November 8, 2013
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Sand spider

The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.
Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.
by Captain Ramrod November 24, 2021
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Spider-Man

I man who got the power of the spider by getting bitten by a radioactive spider. His life changed ever since.
Person 1: Hey! I know Spider-Man's identity!
Person 2: REALLY?! Who is it?
Person 1: You've met him before ;)
Person 2: NO WAY!!
Person 1: It's Peter Parker!!
Person 2: Who? Who's that? You told me I've met him before?
Person 1: You have? Wait... who IS Peter Parker? What did I just say?
by ya mama!!!! January 4, 2022
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this is most commonly used by clickbait youtubers. it is a means of scaring little children to make them want to like and subscribe.

a picture of a big spider is shown to you, and you are told to like and subscribe right now (sometimes you have to like and subscribe within the next 5 seconds, but it is usually right now) and if you dont comply, the spider shown in the picture will do one of the following:

be in your bed tonight

crawl on your face when youre sleeping

crawl in your mouth when your sleeping
etc

there wont actually be a spider in your bed, it is just a way of scaring little children. it doesnt hit as hard on older people who dont have arachnopohia
youtuber: like and subscribe in the next 5 seconds or this spider will crawl on you when youre sleeping (dont risk it)

me: guess im keeping some bug spray next to my bed tonight

little children (who are most likely to fall for the like and subscribe 'spider' meme): IM SUBBING RIGHT NOW!!!!
by AntichamberYellow September 23, 2023
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scarlet spider

A spider-man character name is scarlet Spider

Or a different version to black widow who is women who take advantage of you get her way
Person 1:This bitches was wear a red dress and she was go to do some black widow type shit
Person 2:She not black widow she is a scarlet Spider
by RedvsBluevsGreen June 1, 2017
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Spider fluffer

A person employed in the pornographic spider industry to keep the spiders aroused
My coworker is a real spider fluffer
by Spider fluffer May 17, 2022
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Spider-Man

You wanna watch No-Way-Home it has the guy from Fortnite in it, Spider-Man
by Your girlfriend’s husband January 13, 2022
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