Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.
"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"
by Steve Bach February 13, 2008
Get the bachness monstermug. by the ham December 28, 2005
Get the cookie monstermug. an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color
RECIPE:
1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink
by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004
Get the green monstermug. Girl: Hey babe, I think we need to buy some more lube tomorrow..
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
Guy: Why?
Girl: I think the lube monster ate it all.
Guy: Oh really, the lube monster?
Girl: AKA... my vagina....
by willey, j April 30, 2009
Get the The Lube Monstermug. When you sit in the port-o-potty to take a dump and your turd splashes the blue water from beneath right on your tant
by Goat0117 May 15, 2019
Get the Blue Monstermug. "Hey, whats up with Lil Breezy over there?"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"
"Ah man, she's a pipe monster, stay away from that bitch"
by bman56 March 12, 2009
Get the Pipe Monstermug. by ravenboy28 August 6, 2016
Get the cocky monstermug.