Jello Legs

When a woman's legs are so fat they become floppy and bouncy like Jello.

Mary ate so much McDonalds as a child she now has Jello Legs.

by bJt August 7, 2012

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travesty on legs

A complete disaster. Something that has no positive outcomes.

My god Kyle, you're a travesty on legs!

by TomDave April 23, 2006

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1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.

2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.

3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.

Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.

If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.

Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.

by The Mocha Mogul September 23, 2010

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Cricket-legs

One who is cut, does no leg days, but can jump high as heck and dunk.

Maaan, he's got cricket-legs.

by Hshshskdkd897765 May 16, 2016

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Bunyan Legs

First used in London in 2008 the phrase was coined by a joint collaboration of Australian, English and Scottish experts to describe a woman of stocky build. Far from being a demeaning comment it describes a woman with solid or muscular legs who, though not the traditional proportions of a super-model, would still be considered attractive to a certain demographic of the male population.

Guy one: "Hey, check her out"
Guy two: "Nah, she's got Bunyan legs"

by Ahorny14u May 20, 2008

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