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Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
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Canada

A elitist cult of vehicular exclusionnistic terrorists that deserve the brain bull for organ harvesting billions of spermatozoa and scattering stolen children globally. Ggh monsters
I don't think you can pay me to come back when I leave Canada your exclusionnistic motorized terrorists that deserve hells flames mostly as adults. Perverts.
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Canada's History

A tactical sex at requiring partner "A" to inflate his testicles to the size of curling stones with saline. Partner "B" is then required to insert 17 ice cubes into her Vagina and then jettison said ice cubes directly at the enlarged testicles. If the ice cubes melt this then becomes a failed Niagara falls.
Steven Colbert was the first American capable of performing Canada's History although Ariana Huffington was injured in the process. Her balls exploded.
by Report February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

(v). A sex act involving one partner trying to make "goals" into of one of the other partner's orifices with a hockey stick and puck.
"Mike thought that his date was boring, until she asked him what he knew about Canada's history. That's when things got interesting."
by Snyper Michaelson February 7, 2010
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Canada's History

An erotic act including but not limited to the use of moose horns, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
Jake and Jayne went to the house to act out canada's history together.
by O'Dochartaigh February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which a person seeks gratification by filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup then defecating into it. Afterwards the content of the cup is sculpted into a likeness of a Royal Mounty which is then penetrated with a moose antler.

See Also: the Sarah Palin
"no way I'm going out with her again! That crazy bitch tried to go all Canada's History on me!!!"
by Nikki Greenbriar February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sex act that involves moose antlers, a bottle of maple syrup, and the stanley cup.
I just gave Jan Canada's History!!
by bilch83 February 4, 2010
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