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California

the most original name on earth, especially if you live in California.

very shy but superior to all of you, she got to be super hot
California's so gorgeous today I wish I were her
by usjsjsjwkaaknsnsjw November 21, 2021
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California Crosseye

One who smears jiffy on their gooch, preferably creamy, and lets their partner and one other animal (doesn't matter what) lick it while they stare at them both with a blank crosseyed stare.
I was backpacking through California and my wife and I met a friendly wild boar. I took the peanut butter off the sandwiches and as a reward gave myself a California Crosseye instead
by dontsmellmyfinger January 1, 2019
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california cocktail

It's a mixed drink containing bleach and roofies, developed for whiny and annoying Californians.
I went the the bar last night and some fatty wouldn't leave me alone so I bought her a California cocktail.
by Insaneiare February 25, 2017
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California BB Dance

1. The act of eating an ounce of metal BBs, then sitting on an electro magnet. 2. A form of enema.
I have been feeling great after by last California BB Dance!
by FunkeyMonk October 7, 2016
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california cuisine

California cuisine is a gourmet style of fusion cuisine that comes only from California. It uses local, freshly prepared organic ingredients and has a strong emphasis on presentation. It is often made to look like art, such as being highly decorated and served in small portions. It has also become known as favored food of the wealthy because it’s served at restaurants and dinner party’s through-out Beverly Hills and upper class areas. It is often served with Napa Valley and CA regional wines. One good example of California cuisine are the offerings of Wolfgang Puck. Popular places for Angelinos to shop for their ingredients are the “Farmer’s Market” on 3rd and Fairfax in Hollywood and “Whole Foods Markets”
by Pretentious Snob 90210 January 10, 2014
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California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?
Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

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by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018
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california elmo

A person who smokes a shit ton of weed and loves to fish
That kids smoking and fishing what a California Elmo
by Undiedstick June 14, 2017
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