Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012

Dirty Loaf

Another word for taking a shit.

Man that was a dirty loaf!

Fuck man your dirty loaf reeks!

by sanchezzZz April 18, 2009

dirty akira

A thick fucking hoe

Dirty Akira is truly the best bitch to be with. They can go from dosile house wife to a nympho porn star in the blink of an eye

“damn she is such a dirty akira, don’t you reckon?”

by sweetpea89 September 4, 2021

Dirty Pedja

Dirty Pedja is a term used to describe a sexual intercourse between two women, where they proceed to fist each others anus wiping their hands on the bed aheets to cleen them, later licking the ramins of the sheets.

Emma wanted to try Dirty Pedja, but she didn't have any clean sheets.

by Iejdndlwoso November 6, 2020

Dirty Fynn

When a man violently fingers a woman repeatedly until she queefs whilst eating biscuits from grandmas biscuit tin

I did a dirty Fynn to my girl last night and she wouldn’t stop dreaming

by OneDotLiam September 6, 2021

dirty dirk

T bagging a clown while getting fucked in the ass on a tractor

Man, last night was crazy, I was so wasted, me Chad, and Ken did a dirty dirk.

by FireSpring July 13, 2020

Dirty Gnome

A person who is often maligned for being something that they are not, usually referred in the context of being filthy, scruffy, disorganised, with alleged underhand tactics.

Occasionally used in a competitive setting to express the pressure a person feels
Guy 1: An Archery Champion: “That Archer is a Dirty Gnome”

Used to explain why something unexplainable has happen to them
Guy 2 Xarett: It must have been down to the Dirty Gnome.

Often used by others to explain away their failings and incorrectly proportion blame
Guy 3 Dimitry: “I missed. It must have been because of the Dirty Gnome”

Used when you are not sure if the advice you received is helpful or designed to be off putting
Guy2: “Was that the Dirty Gnome's idea?

by Charles3rd October 23, 2019