Shoot a cat

Slang for ordering shitty Chinese food

I'm gonna go shoot a cat

by They're watching us September 14, 2019

shooting rollies

Spreading your legs too far or bending over and showing part of or lack of underwear.
You can also "catch rollies" if they see the act of shooting rollies.

"Oh boy, that girl is shooting rollies."
"I just caught some rollies."
"I'm catching rollies right now."

by Souther Conch terms February 26, 2018

shooting stars

when you masturbate and ejaculate into the sky full of stars

John went outside and did the shooting stars

by skelbony May 23, 2017

shoot me off

Shooting up and getting a hand/blow job at the same time.

I got AIDS from the needle, because the hookers would only ever shoot me off.

by Jessefro December 8, 2017

Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.

At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting

by Chiefos December 16, 2019

Shooting Webs

Ukasyah means Spider in arabic
So everytime Ukasyah jacks off, he is basically Shooting Webs

Hamzah: Wtfuck you doing

Ukasyah: Shooting Webs
Hamzah: *Opens Mouth* AAAAA

by kikimak July 1, 2023

Church Shooting

Wow, yeah, that holy war isn't going great, is it? Looks like the Christians have lost their edge. What's the score now?

Hym "You hear about the church shooting? I didn't get an official score but I'll google it eventually... Wasn't I just saying it's been a minute? There might have been a superbowl parade one too."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024