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International Shoot A CEO Day

A holiday that occurs on the 4th of December each year. Celebrators are encouraged to shoot a CEO to encourage meaningful change in a way that democracy has failed them.
I can't go to work today since I have plans for International Shoot A CEO Day.
by hephaestus82 December 10, 2024
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Poop and shoot

(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 14, 2020
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Screen-shoot

Mrs Hoare's made up plural word for 'screenshot'.
"Let me just screen-shoot this diagram for you girls so you can put it in your books"
by livemusic02 November 9, 2022
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Shoot

Shoot
by Your Boi De Wae\ May 24, 2018
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Shoot and Boot

Shoot your load and boot them out.
by torminator October 16, 2012
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shoots

OK. Goodbye. Agreed. Dammit/shit.
Guy 1: It was nice to see you, but I gotta head out. Talk to you later.
Guy 2: Alright bro, shoots.

Guy 1: Aye check out that girl over there. The wind blew up her skirt.
Guy 2: Where?!
Guy 1: Aw man you just missed it.
Guy 2: Shoots!
by Rayaj June 19, 2016
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Redneck Shooting Star

A relatively common phenomenon in which a yokel in a sedan that is driving too fast for the conditions fails to navigate a turn and/or hill properly, thereby launching their car through one’s front yard. When this happens at night time, the headlights can be seen flying through the air, resembling a shooting star. Anyone seeing it happen should instantly make a wish.
“Hey Pa, look at that redneck shooting star flying down into the woods!! I just made a wish!!
by Jon the American March 17, 2024
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