Shark dishes

When you try to type in Sharkeisha, but auto correct gets you.

Auto correct just gave you the shark dishes!

by Jeff Jefferson Jeffries May 3, 2014

shark fisting

Shark fisting is the act of placing your two fists together and sticking your thumbs up in the air while you fist your significant other. (Best effects achieved while other is on period.)

Betty; I heard shark fisting can feel really good.
John; I can shark fist ya right now baby.

by sharkfister69 November 14, 2013

jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush

two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in

by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013

canadian shark

Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)

I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.

by shitch March 2, 2015

shark bag whore

When your a disgusting junkie

I saw the shark bag whore at Shoprite yesterday she was flippy flopping all over the fish aisle.

by Large Marge August 20, 2015

Shark magnet

Caucasian, you know how there are no black shark attack victims.

Son, I ain't no racist but don't go in the water with him he's a shark magnet shark bait.

by Annabond September 19, 2015

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015