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Classic Rock

"Real gangsta in da house", u r probably THE biggest faggot i have ever seen. after reading ur definition for classic rock, i was thinking, "wtf is this bullshit?!?!"
First of all, Led Zepppelin didn't invent metal and P. Shitty is not better than led zeppelin. You said it yourself,"I haven't heard them", fucking posuer...
Second of all, elvis didn't create rock; rock was created by the black man(I forget his name), dumbass...
Third of all, rap is not superior to rock, rap is bullshit, and i'm not a racist for disagreeing, i mean, after all, i hate all white rappers out there too
Fourth of all, Swearing doesn't help music to be actual music, and since your dad likes pink floyd im guessing he's white, which means ur an oreo
Fifth of all, u must be confused because OLD music is good and the NEW stuff sucks
Sixth of all, computer generated music is the opposite of music because it takes COMPUTER talent to make(it might not even take talent
), not MUSICAL talent
Seventh of all, most rock and metal is not about satan and drugs
Plus, i read your other definitions and they all prove that ur an even bigger fag than your "classic rock" definition makes you. Nu Metal sucks balls, so old metallica is by far better than new metallica(See New Metallica). MTV sucks balls too(see MTV Rocks for what "Real gangsta in da house" said), and that jimi hendrix that u have'nt seen on MTV was the greatest guitarist ever and he was black. And it's true that MTV is killing music, if not, it already has. Not rap is not for these "filthy gawth"s u speak of. U say u dont know wat a posuer (<- that is how its really spelled) is but u use it to make fun of people u don't like, which makes YOU a bigtime posuer
Now for the definition:
Classic rock is basically any rock(excluding Metal)from the 80's and earlier. Classic Metal is metal from the 80's and earlier
Classic Rock Bands:
Led Zeppelin
AC/DC
Deep Purple
The Rolling Stones
Pink Floyd
Queen
Lynyrd Skynyrd
The Beatles
Aerosmith
The Doors
Jimi Hendrix
Van Halen
Guns N' Roses(yes they are)
The Who
Rush
Foreigner
The Eagles
Black Sabbath(more like Classic Metal, though)
Def Leppard(Same Here)
A shit load more
by Zack423 October 28, 2006
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rock ape

A derogatory white Australian slang term for an Aborigine. Most commonly used in the Northern Territory, where modern Aboriginal culture has been defined by generational poverty, primative living conditions, poor levels of education, alcholism and violence, to the point where Redneck Australia can feel that they are more cultured and civilised than those stupid rock apes.
Those rock apes are less than human. You see 'em in the streets comming up to you, saying "hey mista, gotta dolla? Got smoke?", and they're always drinking, sniffing petrol and fighting. Why can't they be more like us white people?
by anonimouse November 11, 2006
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punk rock

A brilliant form of music that was actually founded by music god Lou Reed with this band Velvet Underground (sorry pop-punkers but it was the great Mr. Reed who actually has talent that founded punk, not fucking GC or some other crappy excuse for a band). Other real punk bands include the Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Damned, The Buzzcocks and many more.
Lou Reed and Joe Strummer are excellent musicians. Benji Madden and the guy from Blink 182 are shit. Can't get a better example than that.
by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004
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Camp Rock

A SHOW FOR FAGS
PERSON 1: DID YOU SEE CAMP ROCK PREMIRE LAST NIGHT?

PERSON 2: WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A FAG?
by C IZZLEG22 June 24, 2008
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indie rock

Alternative Rock music that didn't cross over into the mainstream(by choice or not) after the "alternative revolution" of the 90's. Typically, the music is relased on small "indie" labels. Indie Rock bands do music that doesn't necessarily appeal to wide mainstream audiences. There are a variety of reasons for this but some of the more common examples are the sound being to raw and abrasive(i.e to much distortion/feedback), the lyrics being to cryptic and abstract or the production and musicianship being to amateurish. In more recent years however some indie bands such as Modest Mouse, The Shins and The White Stripes have found some mainstream success. These bands however are still considered indie because they still have a decidedly non-mainstream sound.
90's indie rock-Pixies, Dinosaur Jr., Pavement, Superchunk, Archers of Loaf, Neutral Milk Hotel, Fugazi, Modest Mouse, Radiohead(controversially)

2000's indie rock-The White Stripes, The Shins, The Arcade Fire, Death Cab for Cutie, The Strokes, Artic Monkeys, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Subgenres

90's-lo-fi, emo(went mainstream in 2000's), post-hardcore, noise pop, dream pop, neo-psychedelia, shoegaze, indie pop
2000's-garage rock revival, post-punk/new wave revival, freak folk, new weird America, dance punk, indietronica
by Devmeister July 3, 2009
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kick rocks

tellin a person to get out your face, or to leave
or you can tell them to go walk on gravle!
kick rocks bitch!
shut up bitch and kick rocks!
by Tila January 4, 2008
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shit rock

A small peice of dried shit, typicaly found behind the litter box or a large peice of furniture.
I was moveing the couch and I found some shit rocks from the damn cat.
by Shane C C Parker October 29, 2007
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