A place a bunch of yuppies move to, to think they live in the "country" and complain about everything. The slowest driving place you'll ever drive in your life. Nosey ass neighbors and dogs/cats running around like a fuckin petting zoo. Deer are suicidal, they're dead on the road everywhere. Did we mention slow driving?
by Wakner03 December 5, 2021
Get the Crooked River Ranchmug. when your dick is so large that it rips your partner from her vagina to her bunghole, and your creampie runs through the uni-crack into her asshole.
"Dammit Tim, you ripped me and gave me a uni-crack!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
"It's okay Tina, I can use this opportunity to give you a River of Excellence!"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
Get the river of excellencemug. Marty ate a plate of greasy chow fun at the Hunan restaurant next to the bus station then he had an all-day lucky river.
by Hot Franklin January 31, 2022
Get the lucky rivermug. makes you go delirious and it makes you crawl naked on all fours with a shopping bag. it also makes you say MUNG MUNG MUNG!!!
by BudhaDOg October 8, 2021
Get the mung river virusmug. by Wolfpack definitions 69 March 13, 2019
Get the river thotmug. Putting both hands entirely within the anus and spreading out repeatedly in the form of a breaststroke.
by salmon_eggs August 21, 2024
Get the Swim the Chocolate Rivermug. Sub species of river roach, in the megawhore family. Just like a river roach, the river whale can be found floating on America's waterways in summertime, sleeping with anything with three legs. However, the river whale does not need an innertube or raft, as she is so morbidly obese as to act as her own buoy. May be found in bikini tops 4 sizes too small.
Datum, look at the water glistening off that river whale. Hope she doesn't run aground in the shallows!
by Midwest Transplant July 6, 2018
Get the river whalemug.