saggy rice bags

saggy rice bags is the name given to a person who has over the top saggy nips, like that of a 70 year-old crack whore.This droopy nip syndrome causes the infested's rice bags to hit the floor when they jump, causing the ground to shake as though it has parkingsons. Approach with extreme caution titties saggier than your nans are very hostile and may chomp off your dick faster than "O niel"(common name for your local pedo) after kiddies. Ricebagitis is known and scientifically proven to be the leading cause of virginity being more damaging to their sex life than posting "#1 victory royal". Sufferers of this diseases penises tend to be smaller than average having a droopy bellend and an oversized foreskin.

Luke- oi bruv u erd about that kid saggy rice bags?
Kieron- nah heard hes got some saggy ass nips
Luke- yeh man that kid liams ricebags are droopier than robs dick in the girls changing rooms
Kieran- HAHAHHAHA fucking queer!"

by cried for caitlin June 2, 2018

maggot in a rice barrel.

noun

Is a variant of the needle in a haystack phrase. Intended to be used in a derogatory and insulting manner.

to try and locate the whereabouts of a fugitive criminal in the big city, is like trying to find a maggot in a rice barrel.

by Baron Neville June 5, 2018

dry rice

Liberian rice

" omg this rice is soo dry no flavour it's not sweet at all"

" oh, the dry rice is liberian rice"
"No wonder it's nasty"

by Pseudonym p456 March 24, 2018

beautiful little rice cake

When someone beautiful resembles rice so clearly they are a beautiful little rice cake.

I just wanna eat you up, my beautiful little rice cake!

by Ricecakelover May 23, 2018

rice college

rice college is a borinnngggg school with borrinnnggggg teachers but overall you make great friends and enjoy it

i hate rice college but i have loads of friends

by anonimus ~and i oop- June 23, 2019

Rice Burning

Translation from Spanish idiom. When someone’s pants or underwear goes inside letting their cheeks’ shape visible.

a:yo! Her rice burning bad
b: yeah we should tell her to fix her jeans.

by ToTypeMyWhat July 6, 2019

finn rice

that dude that teaches you new memes and then judges you for it.

finn rice: big chungus.
you: whats a big chungus .
finn rice: i will show you the way (no meme intended).
you: oooooooh so that it a big chungus.
finn rice: it is now.... a dead meme.

by why are the all taken1589 March 27, 2019