to masturbate, to stab the cat, to shake hot white coconuts from the veiny love tree, to shoot putty at the moon.
by dave'n'andy November 8, 2003
Get the perfect my boratmug. Its a couple but not couple who are together but not. Two soul mates but not meant to be together Best Function as friends.
by Webqd July 23, 2022
Get the Perfect Twin Flame Couplemug. A cruelly funny throw away line originating from a temp. blurting it aloud and stormed off in a teary huff once in the middle of the workday, after being confronted by a manager about his body odor.
"Like Yall Perfect." He yelled during a lag in Thursday's meeting, effectively derailing it completely.
by Gester Grin March 1, 2010
Get the Like yall perfectmug. If you have a PBD, you feel very comfortable at bottoming today. There is no sign of diarrhea and your digestion is just on point. Your poo is neither too soft nor too hard. Maybe you’re even clean without douching!
Eric: „Omg, I have a Perfect Bottom Day (PBD) - not drinking coffee or alcohol for 3 days was totally worth it!“
Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“
Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“
Henry: „What a waste of my PBD, I can’t find any d*cks to ride.“
Carl: „omg, seems like I have a PBD, I think I should call this f-boy!
Leo: yeah sis, if you have a PBD you should seize the day and call that floppy uncut top and ride that d!“
by GioLit June 4, 2021
Get the Perfect Bottom Day (PBD)mug. Kassadilla 🖤
by Danthemeemman January 13, 2019
Get the More than perfectmug. by GGingersnapss November 5, 2022
Get the Perfect Peach Shaped Assmug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Dude Perfect: Surgery Editionmug.