perfect pint 

Something being so great and perfect especially a couple who are so awesome together but do not want to accept the reality

Kyle and Betty together make a perfect pint although they do not want to see each other

perfect pint by TriPpa🍁 February 5, 2018

1 percenter 

Situation: A man who is madly in love with someone goes to a resteraunt with them. Head over heels in love. He goes to the bathroom where a gorgeous woman tells him she'll give him a BJ, no strings attached. Only one percent of men will turn it down.

Oh, that guy's so sweet, I bet he's a 1 percenter!

1 percenter by Dragonbreathp9d July 13, 2006

five-percenter 

A person who is cheap enough to tip less than five percent (5%).

Waitress 1 - "That guy is the worst tipper."
Waitress 2- Yeah, he's a fiver percenter!"

five-percenter by W.E.B Dubois August 22, 2003

Perfectesimo 

A Scott Bergmann made especially and more perfect than anyone else in the world for a Michelle Buck.

Purr-feh-ct-ees-im-oh

*Scott Bergmann is perfectesimo

*No on in the world is perfectesimo except Scott

*Everyone wishes they were perfectesimo, but they aren't Scott

Perfectesimo by Mr.Michelle January 25, 2005

perfectesque 

1. near perfect in nature. But much comparable to a mosaic because you may or may not be able to tell from afar.

1. he's perfectesque but i don't know him completely; just yet. * and the “Lie” being much like a John Kerry-esque definition (if he knew now what he didn’t know then)

perfectesque by lalanii December 9, 2008

Pitch Perfected 

To lure an unsuspected female to your home to watch the movie Pitch Perfect with the intention of having sex with her.

He totally Pitch Perfected her last night.

Pitch Perfected by PitchPerfetto November 18, 2014

Perfect Nav 

annoying page that comes up when i've typed in the wrong address... grrrr

i hate perfect nav

Perfect Nav by fightera June 23, 2004