finesse god

A guy who can get any girl or hoe in a quick amount of time and it is done with a master technique. It is an art of perfection, intricacy, and delicacy. It should be flawless by talking and texting. A fuckboy is not a finesse god.

Jake: Hey Brit, did you see Jeffrey last night talking to that girl?
Brittany: Yeah he already got topped.

Jake: He's a real finesse god.

by warthunder_123b June 14, 2016

God's Stitches

The line down the middle of the scrotum (balls) where God has sewn his stiches to tie man's skin on tight.

Hey, Johnny...what is that light colored line going down and in between your ball sack?

Those are God's Stitches...you dumb bitch!

by Johnny Goodtimes December 13, 2004

God-Lee

What my wife says when she means to say "Golly!" Mostly a southern states dialect.

God-Lee that's a huge freakin spider!!!

by Codykillz June 17, 2018

God-bite

the last bite of your chipotle burrito, about the size of 2 normal bites, but you just stuff it in your mouth.

Dude yesterday I went to chipotle and I almost didn't finish my burrito, but then I realized all that was left was the God-bite so I stuffed it in my mouth

by fanous December 8, 2010

Lamb Of God

Famous for the wall of death.
Where a bunch of crazy motherfuckers charge eachother like in brave heart. Beautiful to watch from a distance but if your in the wall of death, chances are you'll get trampled

sally- how was the lamb of god show last night?
marry- my asshole is still bleeding

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

The God Whisperers

A podcast featuring two Lutheran pastors (self-proclaimed Manly Doctors of Divinity), two live microphones and no script. Every episode has a theological theme, but a large part of the episode will inevitably contain random kibitzing about food, travel, music - and bacon.

The God Whisperers - disturbing, yet compelling podcasting.

by lhasafi November 8, 2010

the god hour

seven o'clock. seven is god's number in supreme mathematics.

see you at the god hour.

by Keg November 6, 2005