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my ex girlfriend

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
by guydude111 December 16, 2023
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girlfriend

amazing i have no words shes so great i forget im bi and think im lesbian shes the love of my life and im going to marry her one day yall are invited free biryani
person: hi
me: would u like to see a picture of my girlfriend shes amazing
by mikasackermann February 7, 2021
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Gamer Girlfriend

A rate type of girlfriend found only when eaten 250 kebabs in anywhere in the region of Memeland, Lithuania.
Person 1: just got a gamer girlfriend
Person 2: dang im the only one with no maidens now
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Attorney girlfriend

Aw what? Nobody else wants to cover it? Ok. Well, I guess it's up to me to Op Ed the shit out of this situation.
Hym "What happened to the attorney girlfriend? Is that not a thing anymore? Is it impossible to love women after one of them fucks a retard behind your back? *sigh* Haaaaaa-shit... That kind of bums me out..."
by Hym Iam December 28, 2022
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Girlfriend Island

Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024
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Foster Girlfriend

More than a situationship less than dating. Taking care of someone until they find their forever home, kinda like a foster pet. You get attached to them but you’ll be happy to see them find their person. Until then, you’re having a great time being friends but friends with benefits just feels not right for your relationship too.
“So are you and Jerry official yet? You’ve been together for 2 years now!” “No, I’m his foster girlfriend. I’m just taking care of him until he finds his forever home.”
by NicknameBickname February 28, 2025
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