by XxpickfoxX October 11, 2017
Get the Noob mug.A person, that usually has recently begun doing an activity for the first time. People that can do the same activity better in general can give this title to people worse than them.
by benix134*2 November 17, 2021
Get the Noob mug.a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan, and therefore im not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma January 18, 2013
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by sucker4spuge December 28, 2011
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