suck a noob

a phrase for saying "you're annoying" or "fuck you", but not too direct that you're being rude :)

person: you stink. BJFKSJF just titting. i need ibuprofen go get me some or buy some idc. also get chcips bc idk ur my slave.

person 2: suck a noob

by fish in a bucket October 16, 2020

Noob

1)An expression used when getting hit in a *private part* Usually the "noob" is written at the end after the *private part* As shown below

2)When little munchkins have down-syndrom

"You Boobed Me In The Noob"

"You Penised Me In The Noob"

"You Anused Me In The Noob"

by brenxox July 19, 2008

Das noob

Someone who isn't educated on why Hitler was a good man.

This guy thinks Auschwitz is a sad place, das noob

by Hgs42 September 19, 2018

NOOB

A noob

Ur a noob

by Chickun April 12, 2019

Noob

A noob, is a new player. Not someone who killed your dad

exemple: look at this noob, let's help him.

by TomatoesAreTheBest June 29, 2020

Noob

Josh.

Josh is a noob. A noob is josh.

by Josh is a noob April 2, 2017

Noob Choke

Bottling a game at the last possible moment as a consequence of being a newbie in the game and lacking the skills or levelheadedness to follow through.

A friend, let's call him Wout, has never won a game of bowling before. After leading the game since the start, he noob chokes during his final throws, resulting in a loss.

by Toinboer February 13, 2024