Nathan - a weird fellow who seems fun but really isn’t and is a big mood kill who gets 0 pussy and is going to be an example of the 40 year old virgin
by The truth bomb November 2, 2021
Get the Nathanmug. adjective
1. Nothing.
2. Actually 0.
3. Garbage.
Note: Usually pertaining to the contents of a card pack opening.
1. Nothing.
2. Actually 0.
3. Garbage.
Note: Usually pertaining to the contents of a card pack opening.
by pERSONOFI June 3, 2018
Get the Nathan's Hotdogsmug. A Nathan/Nathaniel:
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
• doesn't have a massive penis as he claims. Looking at the attention seeking bitches bombarded definitions of himself suggests a very small penis; more of clit than a penis I would imagine.
• A total prick
• Possibly has gingeritus
• An utter prick
• Lonely & sad... he is his only friend
• A complete prick
• Sits alone in his bedroom at his mummies house writing
'self-affirmations' statements on Urban Dictionary, on post-it notes all around his bedroom, on the mirror to speak out loud to himself first thing in the morning & last thing at night
• A prick with gingeritus and a small penis
• Masterbates a minimum of seven times a day using his mummies knickers. Even those with deformities such as dwarfism of the penis will find a way. I would think it would consist of rubbing mummies knickers against the area where a penis should be and shouting mummies name at the viniger stroke
• A total & utter complete prick with gingeritus and a small penis
Obviously he's a cnut faced wanker but you probably already knew that 🫤
Introduction: A Nathan is someone who's real name is Nathaniel but likes to be called Nathan because he thinks it somehow cooler than Nathaniel... Really!!! What a dopey twat you are Nathaniel ✊️💦
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
Example of use in a sentence:
Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the same is nothing more than a MAHOOOOSIVE cunt
by bills friend January 21, 2023
Get the Nathan / Nathaniel it's just the samemug. Nathan is a bit of a Kitten, typically seen eating a bit of the fancy feast while living in Jim's basement
by Jim Jymmerson January 7, 2023
Get the Nathanmug. A handsome weeb.
His friend group is messed up and he is friends with a discord mod.
Really smart as well, but he doesn't show it off.
His friend group is messed up and he is friends with a discord mod.
Really smart as well, but he doesn't show it off.
by Your Ordinary Friend March 5, 2022
Get the Nathanmug. Nathan seems to be a huge stoner and loves his ice cream and steak. He’ll steal your hose and sit back and have a cone.
by Rackitup November 2, 2018
Get the Nathanmug.