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I am the LORD

A phrase often used by God in the Bible and Torah to assert his dominance, despite his obvious insecurity about the position and therefore his constant need to repeat it over and over again, as often as sentences apart.
"Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘I am the LORD your God...'"
You must obey my laws and be careful to follow my decrees. I am the LORD your God.
‘No one is to approach any close relative to have sexual relations. I am the LORD.

- Leviticus 18
by Sacreum July 23, 2024
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LORD Twain

The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.
Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
by GarKing May 23, 2022
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Skibidi Lord

The Skibidi Lord, is the Lord of all Skibidi Toilets and all Ohio Sigmas.
He leads all of the Skibidi Multiverse and rizzes off of the gyatts in the universe.
He is never to be dethroned. If you try, you will be incinerated by the supreme sigmas.
We all hail the Skibidi Lord!
by The Skibidi Sigma June 27, 2024
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Peanut Lord

our lord, he brings us joy with his maracas.. if you see him ever, be blessed, but be careful and DON’T blink or look away, he’ll snap your neck, so give him his maracas and watch him from afar, and if he’s pleased with your business, he’ll title you as the maraca king/queen, obviously not as great as being a peanut lord, but he looks so happy and cute :333
Person1: “Have you prayed to the Peanut Lord??”
Person2: “Who’s that??”
Person1: “SCP 173.”
Person2: “Oh yeah, then yes I did.”
by SillyCaterpillar December 31, 2024
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Dance Lord

The Dance Lord is an evil entity that roams the earth at night warning trespassers of the local Clark-e-stone building not to suffer the same immortal dancing fate as he does.
Don't end up like ol' Dance Lord.
by Nebuiox May 23, 2022
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Half Lord of the Fishes

The plastic pool toy one of my friends stole from the public pool. They are the Half Lord of the Fishes, and the public pool fish is their son, The Quarter Lord of the Fishes.
Can also be used to describe someone with the attention span of a dead goldfish.
Person 1: Dude, Spencer was being such a Half Lord of the Fishes in class today.
Person 2: Indeed
by Sexy Worm March 15, 2025
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