Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023
Get the Sperm Lockedmug. by LowkeyGottaNyash October 18, 2024
Get the are you tryna lock in?mug. Oh shit. Getting someone pregnant, locked in a relationship due to impregnating a female
Synonyms: super gluing, jizmimg, man chowder, skeet skeet skeet, baby batter, baby gravy, baby glue
Synonyms: super gluing, jizmimg, man chowder, skeet skeet skeet, baby batter, baby gravy, baby glue
by Clamchowder69420 June 21, 2025
Get the locked tightmug. The cAPS lOCK Fucker is rthe guy WHO fucks with your caps lock so you type like a maniac.
Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Example:
mY Name is JAy and My caps LOCK is fucking with ME
Billy: Yo bob, did the caps lock fucker hack your keyboard?
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
Bob: Yes, and I HATe it sO MUCH I wanT TO EAT mY SHINbonE
by DefNotBruh April 25, 2024
Get the Caps Lock FUckermug. the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.
by allahmommy July 10, 2025
Get the Cheese-Lockingmug. by Degenerate Swamp May 5, 2023
Get the Trans Ball Lockmug. by bvvrn March 6, 2024
Get the locked inmug.