i'd rather drive on the left side of the road

means that you would rather drive into oncoming traffic then to do something

ugly person : wanna kiss??
me : i'd rather drive on the left side of the road 🙄

by Savanah100 May 25, 2021

Naked Man Left in the Drained Pool

The naked man left in the drained pool is typically someone who was around something that started, and then there after it leaves, like a nostalgia nerd, or someone left in the middle after their two friends have a fight with each-other and break apart the friendship.

Jeez, my friend is still obsessed with Dungeon Keeper 2. What a naked man left in the drained pool.

by Ethanhead258 August 13, 2017

Left for the Ghost Zone

Died, passed, ceased to be, life has passed them.

My dog left for the Ghost Zone, recently.

by zimmygirl777 January 13, 2024

Left holler

What Jeff Buys does in his free time

Student: excuse me mr buys, I need help with-

Jeff Buys: LEFT HOLLER LEFT HOLLER DUKE THE BACKSLIDERS DO I THINK OF MYSELF FIRST OR DO I AHHHH

Mrbeast Chandler: woohoo yeah woohoo

by Finest1x1 November 24, 2023

Left lip

“left lip” is a euphemism for the left labia (outer or inner lip) of the vulva.

It's slang used for laughs or satire, not anatomy education.

> “Guys after rubbing the left lip for 15 minutes straight:
‘Yeah you like that?’”
insert clown emoji

by GreenFox609 May 25, 2025

Jersey Left

When you have to go right to turn left , aka a jughandle.

You have to make a left on to Levitt Pkwy from Rt 130 South, but it's a Jersey Left so stay in the right lane so you don't miss it.

by MistrustLoon March 30, 2023

Left-leg syndrome

The uncontrollable need to sneak into your neighbors garden to sniff their grass and steal their cat food to feed your gorilla.

“My name is Darrel and I have been diagnosed with left-leg syndrome.”

by Normal people other than Chloe February 10, 2019