Side-kick douche

friend of douche or desk douche who unfortunately encourages desk douche's behavior by being their "yes man" and laughing at their dumb jokes, etc

"oh, here we go, here comes the dynamic duo of desk douche, Derek, and his side-kick douche, Stan...somebody get me a bottle of scotch, I need to be drunk for this"

"did you see how side-kick douche was laughing at his ridiculous jokes? It's ridiculous how he kisses his butt, no one else finds desk douche funny or amusing...or intelligent for that matter"

by sandycan January 7, 2012

Woop Pop Kick

the act of a local fireman defending his Captain Big Guns.

Hey man do you want to fight because i'll woop pop kick you in the face.

by captainbigguns April 17, 2011

Shit kicking town

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment

"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"

by Mr.poopypants1 January 21, 2021

kick his fuck in

Northern Irish slang for beating someone up

If he doesn't stop slabbering about my ma ill kick his fuck in

by Lil Ellie October 26, 2014

Front Snap Kick

A white belt attack in Taekwon-Do where you stand in parallel stance (Feet are shoulder width apart) and you raise your leg to quickly kick someone's solar plexus (the part where your ribs meet at the bottom). You then cross your arms whilst stepping forward and landing.

Bully: You are fat
Taekwon-Do master: *Does front snap kick*
Bully: Waaaah *runs away*

by OPTitanGodElite June 9, 2019

kick ball retard

The person chosen last when picking teams.

Dude, pick me so I'm not the kick ball retard.

by Nyquil Jones November 6, 2007

drop kick compliment

When someone gives you what you think is a compliment but is really an insult.

Wow, I think my Mom just gave me a drop kick compliment yesterday. She tells me, "Out of all your siblings you are the prettiest, but your sister is the smartest".

I said, "Thanks, I think..."

by artsytexan April 19, 2011