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Jordan

An amazing person that deserves better. Usually touch-starved, and has had their heart broken more than once. Jordans are really loyal, and won't leave your side- as long as you don't leave theirs. They're probably into some weird fandom that they rant to you about all the time. Probably surprisingly good at video games, secretly loves to read, and is really creative. Don't be afraid to ask them out; they're usually really approachable and will try to start a conversation with you.

Bonus if they're part of the LGBTQ+ community in some way. Even if they insist they aren't, they probably are.
Wow, Jordan is so cool - I wish I could hangout with them more often
by darkchallengerr November 21, 2021
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Jordans

The beauty of shoes that just look so good that everyone just buys. Also makes people extremely addicted and make something call sneakerheads!
Greg: Hey bro, check out these new Jordans i just got!
Sam: DAMN bro they on fire!
Greg: I KNOW RIGHT?
Sam: Ima go get some be right back
Greg: Okie Dokie make it quick
*10 years later*
Narrator: Sam becomes a sneakerhead and buys every single Jordan out there after Greg's one were sold out
by alphexphyscho October 20, 2022
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Jordan

“hey look at that black guy i bet 20$ his name is jordan”
by n1gg3rwh1pp3r69 September 9, 2022
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Jordan Hall

Is the coolest guy around you cannot dent that this guy is awesome he is a top bloke and will drop anyone being naughty around him he is a ferocious fella and is massive and built.
This guy is huge he must be a Jordan Hall
by Jordan Hall MWSC May 11, 2018
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Jordan jatzke

Fat fucktard who is in need of a hike and bitches badly. Is commonly known to be unloved by his peers due to his strong oder and lack of brain cells.
Jordan jatzke is a lazy fat cunt
by Jamar1# March 7, 2023
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Jordan Murray

Fuck Jordan Murray is an absolute dickhead...
by Muthafukr February 13, 2019
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Jordan

Jordan started as an inside joke on TikTok by @jordandaboo, basically meaning 'nigga'
by SoupDuel April 6, 2021
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