A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019
Get the Lennard the human Geysermug. I had just popped in a lipper of Grizzly when she asked me to go down on her, so I gave her the human spit cup.
by B.R.N. August 28, 2022
Get the Human Spit Cupmug. The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.
by Señor Cunnilingo January 26, 2021
Get the Human wine decantingmug. The act of sneaking up behind a male friend preferably a homie grabbing the ball sack and yanking backwards
by ThatDocIsASpy September 19, 2020
Get the Human ejector seatmug. "Non-human intelligence," or NHI, is a term commonly found in Ufology, and has no direct relationship with the computer science term "artificial intelligence," or A.I. Instead, the term "non-human intelligence" is used by ufologists to denote non-human entities of potentially (but not always) non-Earth origins (i.e., extraterrestrials) who clearly possess intelligence and technological sophistication. The term is also extended to any robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who either accompany or assist the primary (and presumably biologic) intelligences. Such robots or androids or drones or A.I.s who accompany the primary intelligences are also called "exotic technology" or "non-human technology" or even "non-human A.I." The craft or ships or vehicles in which the intelligences travel (in the accompaniment of their robots, and androids, etc.,) are called "exotic technical craft of non-human origin" or just "non-human craft."
The most important criteria needed before any technology can be called "non-human" is that it must be determined with utter confidence that the technology is not merely a specimen of top secret tech from either the US military or a foreign military such as China or Russia. Once it's been firmly demonstrated that "it isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either," only then can it be officially dubbed "of non-human origin."
The most important criteria needed before any technology can be called "non-human" is that it must be determined with utter confidence that the technology is not merely a specimen of top secret tech from either the US military or a foreign military such as China or Russia. Once it's been firmly demonstrated that "it isn't ours, and it isn't theirs either," only then can it be officially dubbed "of non-human origin."
The Pentagon denies that they have been in contact with non-human intelligences for many decades now. But the myriad government warehouses full of crashed UFOs and exotic materials indicate otherwise.
by Innocent Byproduct June 12, 2023
Get the non-human intelligencemug. by You are waste August 8, 2017
Get the waste of human spacemug. by TackleTreeTrunk April 29, 2015
Get the human dump slidemug.