horse pill

A hockey puck, because of its shape and size.

Joanne got clocked by a horse pill at the Pirates' game last night.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

horse disease

some one who has a huge dick like a horse

that guy is walking funny he must have horse disease

by A. Madeira May 13, 2005

The horse tranquilizer

When a male humanoid who breathes oxygen mixes their semen with cyanide or a different known posion, this sexual act is typically done in BDSM, and it is required to do this with a female above 400 pounds in weight. It is also legal in all 50 states

"Hey, UKNOWN HUMAN SPECIMEN, have you seen OTHER UNKNOWN HUMAN?"

"Yeah, I gave IT the horse tranquilizer!"

by Yesman64 April 4, 2020

grey horse

middle aged man with grey hair who still insists in believing the stupid ponytail he has run with for the last 20 years is as fashionable as it never was.

check out the grey horse at the bar, stupid prick was probably a roadie for some half famous crap 80's band back in the day.
have you got any scissors, we'll snip that thing clean off.

by cokeroadie December 8, 2013

Lesson Horse

1. Not very responsive.
2. Ends before you thought it would.
3. Lets you do whatever you want.
4. Docile (maybe drugged).
5. Still don't know how to do it properly once it's over.
6. Generally awkward and unsure of yourself the whole time.

"I rode her last night like a lesson horse."

by 1C0wb0y1989 October 18, 2008

Horse Wing

The act of some one eating a horse out when it has an infection on the vagina with blood coming out of it that is called a horse wing usually refering a women eating the horse out

Bob: Justine you gave that horse it's wing, yeah a Horse Wing

Justine: it taste good, try it

by Jpok July 22, 2010

horse girl

The term used to describe women who are extremely interested in horses, and either live on a farm, do something with horses for a living, or just flat out love horses. They are wild as fuck in bed and are amazing at sex, but are at times a little weird and may make neighing sounds during sex(and if you are unlucky, she will make you neigh too).

Ay bro i hooked up with a horse girl last night, the sex was amazing

by pogchampisntaslur December 17, 2020