historiafanpage 

Historiafanpage is a Attack on titan tik tok account with over 1k followers and posts daily ig, shes pretty funny and I hope ur doing okay ily flushed

You are Mutuals with Historiafanpage on Tik Tok? Me too!!

historiafanpage by Ilovemikasa March 10, 2021

historyical

a past notable for its important, unusual, or interesting events, and also hilarious.

Elvis died on the crapper, which is true and historyical.

historyical by inreflection7 August 26, 2011

hisstory 

Refers to the detailed "set of lies agreed upon" timeline of the slithery/scaly/legless sector of the world's reptilian population.

Bill Haast holds a Guinness world record as the only human in hisstory to survive a staggering number of venomous-snake bites (well over 170!). Plus he lived to be 100... go figger. Maybe snake venom can actually prolong life when administered under the properly-controlled conditions, just like bee stings can cure certain illnesses that "standard" medicine can't treat effectively.

hisstory by QuacksO September 28, 2018

post-historic times 

the era following the post-modern era. As new media provides instant documentation of events both large and small, and all recordings of earlier historic records are contained online, this era will be one in which our understanding of time and global events will be within the context of momentary and fleeting bits of information.

Study of history will be a fluid and all-encompassing creative work.

the New York Times? man, that's such a post-historic times entity...

post-historic times by ms.MarthaG June 27, 2011

historians 

the new master race of the world, despite what might have been said by the most loose ho in the history of the planet.

historians are cool, nikki is just jealous because she is a loose ho who likes to take it in the ass and partake in a spit roast. A 10 pint challenge indeed.

historians by Sam March 10, 2003

Hustory 

Donald Trump made this spelling error in a tweet about his false acomplishments.

Donald Trump is the worst president in hustory

Hustory by Zanchie June 22, 2020

armchair historian 

Someone that clearly didn't do their research and jumps straight into historical debate. A person that parrots off "facts" they learned in their high school history class and pretends to know the thoughts, intentions and motives of historical figures. Someone who pretends to know history. These people typically think they are above everyone else intellectually just because they know a minute fact that has no application to the current conversation, as if it changes the whole picture.

Random person: "Why did Hitler lose to Stalin again?"
Armchair Historian: "Bro, like Hitler knew nothing about history. Napoleon invaded Russia and lost due to Russian winter. That means that Hitler was retarded because he invaded Russia and lost due to Russian winter."
Actual Historian: "Well that's simply not true, Germany was heavily outnumbered by the allies in WW2 and suffered constant attacks by British air on their infrastructure, making a total victory on the Eastern front nearly impossible. Not to mention Hitler didn't invade farther north than the Baltics. The Russians had even less supplies for their soldiers than the Germans did despite bombings on their infrastructure; the USSR didn't issue enough blankets or clothes for their soldiers on the front line to survive their own winter."
Armchair Historian: "B-b-but NAPOLEON! NO! NO. THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! RUSSIAN WINTER! COME ON! BELIEVE ME!!!!"

armchair historian by WRUUTED April 1, 2020