Siwy goose

Some one you is so silly that they deserve to be called a siwy goose. If you are ever called a siwy goose you should be honored. It is a big title so be grateful

Bestie: omg you are such a siwy goose.
You: thanks! You big ol' donut

by VICTOROHYEAAAH October 20, 2021

Goose

When you grab a woman's breast and gently or not so gently twist it.

Jenny and I were fooling around and having a good time but when I goosed her she got angry and slapped me.

by michaelmcalgary August 5, 2024

Goose

a kinky child that weirds out everyone that interacts with them

person1: Bro have you met Goose before?
person2: Yeah bruh they're MADDD weird

by goosey woosey February 5, 2022

mama goose

A mother that is very protective and loving , but likes to bitch about everything you do and keep you in-line.

I love my mama goose even though she gets on my nerves sometimes.

by QueenOlmos October 29, 2020

Goose

A highly territorial animal that spends its time bonking people and severely injuring small children. I Angered a goose will proceed to bonk your nose, eat your toes, and steal your hoes. If encountered in the wilderness the best way to avoid is to slowly back away until out of ear shot and then call in a firing squad.

Jonny wept as his life was distorted by a goose.
The goose continued to reap the souls of men.

by Dolphinthespaz December 27, 2020

Goosed Up

The term used by white chicks when referring to wearing their Canada Goose jackets in cold weather.

"I was all goosed up and the wind still got to me."

by hommechap January 11, 2019

Goose

A term used when you make a mistake that normally on geese are capable of.

Boss: Who gave out my personal phone number?
Employee: It was me sir I totally goosed it all up.

by TrainingPlank June 24, 2022