Mother Goose

A person that habitually lies or exaggerates the truth.

"Martin said he was going to come over later. "

"Yeah, he's such a mother goose though. I dont believe anything he says anymore."

by OutOThsWorld January 29, 2019

shooting the goose

Masturbating, to the point of ejaculation.

Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?

by Edge January 2, 2004

Boiled Goose

When a guy pours boiling hot water on a girl's pussy, and proceeds to eat her out.

"Kevin is such a good lover, last night he gave me a boiled goose!"

by Stomach Virus January 9, 2012

goose grease

sperm. jizz when you jack off the sfuff that come out of the tip of the penis.

that girl has got goose grease all over her face.

by alex barcenas September 1, 2004

Goose Punch

An action that results in death. Can be used as a threat.

Named for Goose on "Top Gun". Goose "punched out" (ejected from the cockpit of his plane) and hit the canopy. The collision killed him. Poor Goose.

P.S.

Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Fire!

"Tommy over corrected his turn and Goose punched that shit. I'm gonna miss him. His funeral is this Wednesday."

"If you don't do as I say, I'll Goose punch you and your family!"

by JesusGlue February 22, 2012

Canada goose

You are so mainstream

A "Canada goose" person will probably own a 3 camera iphone too

X ... you are so canada goose

by cielo98 October 26, 2020

Goose luck

1. A good luck wish for something unimportant, or not requiring much luck at all. Usually said when some sort of response is required but no appropriate one comes to mind

Jack: Oh man I gotta take a stupid 2 hour bus ride to get home tonight

Jeff: Goose luck

by Patrick O'Keefe February 22, 2011