why am i googling this

your not alone... i google random shit every day.

Why am i googling this?

by anonymous May 6, 2021

Google

A monopolist company that probably will not even let you see this post. Strongly tempting to take over the world and control what you should think based off of what they believe is appropriate.

Google is the Satan of the internet.
Google has communist values.
Google sucks

by Craziegirl June 17, 2020

google doogan

a person who is book smart and claims to know everything but really don't know squat

my friend was a being a google doogan when he tried to take over the conversation

by Monty Grail April 19, 2018

Google trail

The series of websites that Google takes you to as you research a topic in Google

As I was researching my late father-in-law’s service in WWII on Google, I got sucked down a long Google trail

by Philly Hockey Player April 19, 2021

Google this

a stunning dish available at the pour kids cafe in malvern consisting of deep fried crumbed poached eggs, on a chorizo salad

wow got to go to the pour kids and have the google this

by gourmetfoodie November 29, 2011

Google Doc Therapy

when you vent about all of your problems on a google doc in order to find clarity or get something out. could be because you can't afford a therapist or don't want to see one and need some relief right then.

I've had a terrible week and can't wait to get home and have some google doc therapy.

by gotothemorgue April 17, 2022

Google

I don’t know you search shit on their

Person 1: what’s does a laser minigun look like?
Person 2: google it

by disturb May 23, 2021