google problem

An unflattering Google search result when one's name is used.
Coined by Jon Stewart of the "Daily Show", when referring to former conservative Republican Senator from PA, and Presidential hopeful, Rick Santorum and the definition that appears in the #2 spot of a Google search entering his name. Google Santorum, or use the Urban Dictionary, undoubtedly this could cause embarrassment when prospective voters research his name.

If I had, " The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the product of anal sex ", associated with my name, that would be a Google problem.

by vladdycat June 7, 2011

Google Tail

Like a pink sock but uncured and overused, that multiple people use at once.

-Dude my friend brandon has a pink sock

-yeah well my friend Tyler has a google tail

-Holy Shit!!!

by superduper69whore October 27, 2010

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

googling dub

(verb): to be looking for a bag of weed
(Adj): When someone is so dumb they have to google simple terms.

Yo, That kid Tweak said he was googling dub to see what it meant.

by CockDeWood November 19, 2010

googles-out-silly

The state of mind that only comes around when your mind has become fully immersed in strange chemicals. (ie. Lysergic Acid, Psilocybin, etc.) The situation is usually fine, but being in the state of googles-out-silly you make it sketchy in the depths of your mind.

"Ohhh maaan, you take all them bloomers your gonna get all googles-out-silly at school amigo."

by James McHerman December 29, 2005

google-ise

to look up something on google.

past tense - 'google-ised'

- 'whats the main ingredient in lipstick?'
- i don't know. you'll have to google-ise it'
- ewww, turns out its fish scales...

- 'did you know that one out of twenty people have a spare rib?'

- 'how the hell do know that?!'

- 'i google-ised it'

by JimberleyCotton May 1, 2009

Googling your name

The act of going onto Google and typing in your own name to see what the results are. Great fun on image search too!

Person 1: I was googling your name yesterday!

Person 2: Yer? What did it come up with

Person 3: Well apparentely your a german body building priest!

by GoogleFTW February 12, 2009