golden bear

Similar to a golden shower only involving taking a dump.

I gave that bitch a golden bear on her face.

by Cincy December 30, 2007

the golden shot

when a man urinates in someones mouth.

"Kenny wane game his son the golden shot"

by two guys from eastern kentucky June 23, 2009

Golden Enema

A golden enema is when someone pisses the shit out of you... either literally or figuratively. It can also be described as a person who does this.

Wow that jerk really gives me a golden enema.

That Mindy is a real golden enema sometimes!

by Ulfhednar July 20, 2009

golden rod

1). Zueses dick
2). while pissing a man gets his dick sucked using piss as lube

1). the penis of the god Zues
2). -dude i gotta piss
-see if maria over there will give you a golden rod

by dr. prostate exam December 8, 2010

Golden Hipster

"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.

"I heard this was supposed to be funny but why are only these Golden Hipsters laughing?"

by aaronglaser December 12, 2009

Golden surprise

Asking ones girl to lie on her back with her mouth open for the purpose(she thinks) of you kneeling over her face to perform fellatio, but instead deftly urinating in her mouth

She looked just so hot that I wanted so much for the bitch to live the dream and experience my golden surprise

by Anon 222 November 6, 2014

Golden buzzer

When your lover pees on you in the shower while one of you sticks a finger (or tongue) in the other's bum.

"hey sweetheart, hop in the shower with me and let me give you a Golden Buzzer to start the morning off right"

by Tits McGee SC August 1, 2017