fake money

Money that is never seen. Money that isn't real.
P1: We are now charging $300 more per month to each tenant at this apartment complex.
P2: "Oh it's all fake money. We will never see it. We just work here in the office."
by Sammy26 June 08, 2017
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Fake rose

Is what you call a person that needs you for a short period of time, only for their own benefit, uses you, and gives you fake feelings, like a fake rose's smell and look
by Cowraith August 27, 2018
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Potty Fake

When you go to the bathroom during a boring movie that you were dragged to, but you don't actually have to pee or anything. So you just kinda camp out there and derp around on your phone until the minute before it's been long enough for whoever you came with to wonder if you're constipated or something.
"Some people have to take potty breaks during movies... I take potty fakes."

"I took a potty fake when I discovered that nothing exciting was going to happen as long as the protagonist was on his stupid date."

"Carl is taking way too long in there; I seriously hope he's on a potty fake."
by Hemispherium December 17, 2012
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fake eyebrows

Giannas eyebrows are Crayola. the creator of her eyebrow is her art teacher miss idan.
giannas fake eyebrows are fake miles' are not.
by fadsas August 10, 2014
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fake vomit

Unreal excretions from thine stomach lining
"Well, what else have ya got?"
"Fake vomit?"
"real vomit?"
by Tome Schultz December 26, 2017
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fake#2222

the fucking goat, this man gets all the egirls on discord and has esex with girls on a daily
fake#2222 the goat
by lilnicovert June 15, 2021
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Wake and Fake

The act of waking up and smoking marijuana substitutes such as herbal potpourri, k2, damiana, and other types of "fake weed".
by DaveD9664 February 13, 2012
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