Fisted a catfish

“Have you ever fisted a dark hole? Cause I have, and a catfish was on my fist when I pulled out. I discovered I fisted a catfish by fisting a dark hole.”

* Made legendary by Ian Philpot
“I was camping at Lake Leiner and I fisted a catfish when I shoved my fist in a dark hole.”
by jldeen February 02, 2018
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10,000 Fists

The best Disturbed song for a girl to listen to while getting fisted in the ass. This is also equivalent to the amount of knuckles Kim K. has taken to the spinky.
Tyrant: Bro I was listening to Disturbed yesterday I love them.

Big Easy: Dawg, I heard the last dude that fisted Jerry Sandooksky had white knuckles afterwards. Had to listen to some 10,000 fists by Disturbed to regain the feeling.

Tyrant: Big asses and hairy snatches are what I like. Also like flicking the occasional jellybean.
by Stoney69 August 20, 2019
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Stumble Fisted

Out drinking, a little past a legal limit, stumbling with two drinks, one in each hand.
I was out with My girl the other night and she had so many people buying her drinks she was Stumble Fisted.
by Red & Kiki January 27, 2012
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Monkey Fist

A type of knot on a rope that's very hard and can hurt an Individual if the rope is swung hard enough to cause blunt force damage... Used when monkey fisting a bad monkey...
If you need a weapon but you are not allowed to have one , take this rooe for a monkey fist to help you.
by LuckyGrendelSparkleMSK December 24, 2018
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Monkey fist

It’s when someone dresses up in a monkey outfit, shove their fist up their ass while sucking their “banana” (penis) until it’s mushy
My uncle came in with a monkey suit on and gave me a monkey fist until my penis was mushy
by Urmomsaucy December 21, 2018
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