Evan Gramcracker

A tall guy with a hot deep voice.

Friend: do you know Evan Gramcracker?
Isabella: yes! He is so hot!
Friend: (silence)

by Lil moo moo June 1, 2018

Kai and Evan Disorder

When you jack off and watch porn so much, you become a addict who never leaves their room unless their mom forces them to. If they go to school, they try to make everybody become addicted

Looks like Alex caught Kai and Evan Disorder

by Goomba420 February 12, 2024

Pulling an Evan

To procrastinate or be idiotic

I’m too tired today. I’m going to pull an Evan.
You haven’t submitted your assignment are you Pulling an Evan?

by Evon zoo June 12, 2022

Evan

A horny person with no life. A loner who needs help with everything.

Omg look?!? Its someone super horny! Evan? Evan!

by Evan Hua November 21, 2021

Pulling an evan

when someone ghosts you for more than a day

he/she haven’t texted me back

yea he’s pulling an evan

by jeff15555 September 11, 2020

evan

a chad who always bugs everyone around them to read/watch/play their current interest and likes being insulted and says they have a big dick

also a shinji kinnie in denial

wow evans such a shinji kinnie even tho they claim theyre not

by CATGIRLCHUU February 3, 2021

evan

a kid who likes to play roblox weight lifting simulator 3

evan played roblox the whole class

by roy 2005mg April 1, 2020