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autumn evans

A beautiful woman with hazel eyes, brown hair, and millions of freckles. She absolutely adores any and all animals. She aspires to be a Nurse Practitioner and loves children. She is religious, but doesn't believe her religion is completely accurate. She doesn't open up to many people due to her past of being abandoned. She enjoys spending time with her friends and having things in common with other people. She always cuts toxic people out of her life, but does it rather gently. She always has an open ear and a shoulder to cry on. Autumn Evans is generally the best person on Earth.
"I have the best friend in the whole world"
"Who? Autumn Evans?"
by Morph Clay June 11, 2017
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Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome
Evan is a hot guy with big balls
by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021
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Evan

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.
Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?
by zuzubons November 22, 2021
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Evan

Big nerd who is a fagbag who scares away girls
by greatgrantma February 5, 2019
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Evan Connelly

Ew it’s jóse he looks live Evan Connelly
by FishNamedJóse July 16, 2019
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Alfie Evans

He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
Who is that penguin-walking bean?”
“That’s Alfie Evans!”
by Bobtheminion October 3, 2022
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Lola Evans

Lola Evans is the biggest wet wipe you will ever meet, displaying major wet wipe behaviour at all times.
Ugh you know that Lola Evans girl, she’s such a wet wipe

Your such a Lola Evans
by grac1e August 1, 2021
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