the dragon fucker

1. the man behind the fucking
2. a man that laid the dragon

Norse guard: have you heard of the dragon fucker?
jarl: of course, the legend has been told for generations

by gobliner May 12, 2022

dragon sneeze

When inhaling smoke from a cigarette/blunt and you're about to exhale, you sneeze and the exhaling and sneeze combine.

I just dragon sneezed and my nose nose hurts.

by AwesomeEgo September 2, 2014

Passion Dragon

when a mans dick is passionate asf.

"that mans got a passion dragon in his pants, i just know it!"

by kittyelise April 22, 2021

Drama Dragon

A person with a huge dick acting like a drama queen.

On Facebook, a guy posts a pic of himself shirtless,

Girl "Nice Boobs, haha jk."

Guy"Those aren't boobs those are pecs"

Girl "Quit being such a Drama Dragon"

by Holyroller17 September 19, 2011

Dragon Goggles

A "seldom-seen" maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it:ass on forehead) It may be anatomically impossilbe, but what the fuck else is new.

I gave her a fat pair of Dragon Goggles last night

by Chodegirl June 6, 2016

dragon llama

An epic beast that is too epic to be portrayed in mythology. It breathes fire, farts bubbles, and eats skittles.

This is an epic dragon llama!

by A'zazele March 23, 2022

Red Dragon

After you perform oral sex on a woman during her menstrual cycle, you spit your fiery hot bloody vaginal discharge on her face while you roar at her till she runs from you like donkey from Shrek.

Griffy told me at recess today he red dragoned Karen, and he can’t wait until next month to do it again.

by Masopeso March 26, 2021