Kibble-Digger

The animal version of a gold digger, usually a cat, that only shows affection towards it's human master(s) when it wants food.

"Your bitch of a cat just scratched the shit out of me when I tried to pet her! Just 5 minutes ago it jumped on my lap and was acting like I was made out of catnip! I fed her, and now she acts like I'm the dog that raped her kittens!"

"Yeah, sorry. She's a total kibble-digger. Got what she wanted and moved on."

by xcelsior! November 30, 2011

car digger

A freshman girl/girl who can't drive who dates a guy just to have somebody to drive her around.

Guy #1: Dude, she really likes me.
Guy #2: No man, she just likes your car. She's a car digger.

by bigbadblackhoe March 11, 2013

Diaper Digger.

Someone who has a baby with someone just to get all the benefits of a place to live, marriage benefits ect. But cares for no one but themselves. A domestic GoldDigger

"Chelsea just got married and had a baby out of nowhere! Wasn't she living with her parents?"

"She doesn't even like that guy. Man, what a diaper digger."

by LittleMissUnderstanding April 12, 2016

vagina digger

An insult to be taken figuratively or literally that implies someone is digging in one's vagina.

What are you looking for, you vagina digger!?

by Obey_Heda December 5, 2016

Mud Digger

A person who plays with a butthole.

Person A: “Do you ever hang out with Brandon anymore?”
Person B: “No, not since he tried to finger my butthole, damn Mud Digger.”

by nottheoneyourelookingfor February 1, 2019

Gold digger

Girls who obsess over a boy one day but don't give one rats ass about him when she gets him. Breaks his heart and snorts it like cocaine...that's right you fucking drug adddict look what you did to me

That bitch wanted him sooo bad but now that she got him, she's begging the ppl in the group chat to ask how to break up with him. His parents may be right about her being a gold digger after all.

by Motomotoluvzme April 13, 2019

Jack danger

He Has the tiniest dick u will ever see, like blueberry size, or like maybe even a strawberry.
He likes men and his favorite thing to do is skip school and play fortnite

That guy is such a jack danger

by Amazing johnny of the world November 3, 2019