cum hangout

When you and your bros hangout in either a house or on piece of furniture that has been nutted or squirted on a lot.

I like going over to their house, but it’s a real cum hangout. Everyone busts up in there

I need to get rid of my couch. It’s turned into a real cum hangout. Andrew fucked some nasty hoe on it again.

-Dembsqué

by Christoff March 6, 2021

hen cum

n. the white, slimy, strings found in an undercooked egg.

Ack, cook these eggs more, they're loaded with hen cum!

by snippettex March 25, 2011

Cum Troll

Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.

Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.

by aphillyp April 15, 2021

Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum

Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!

by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021

Cum talk

Meaningless words of affection spoken just after a man cums.

She didn't realize that his "I love you" was just cum talk.

by That'sStupid July 18, 2015

cum cavern

The arch of the back when you fucking from behind. Perfect to pull out and jizz into.

"So I was fucking this girl and she had the perfect cum cavern"
"Did you cum?"
"Hell yeah!"

by cumcavern1 March 13, 2017

cum tears

When a man shoots a large, watery, celery-powered load right below the eyes of their partner and the semen flows down their cheeks like the Colorado River after a heavy duty rain storm.

Olive Garden waiter: Oh man, last night, you shoulda seen it. She was crying cum tears like her entire family was murdered by a psycho killer.

Father at table: My daughter just wants a refill on her Diet Sprite, please.

by Herb E. Versmels December 17, 2016