cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

by retsehcmai January 24, 2009

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020

Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.

i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.

by FSU Austin January 21, 2007

closet lovers

Originating from the latin word.. close..juuusstt jokin! means people who are going out but only are sexual behind closed doors. Or two people who are intimate but dont tell anyone. Like a closet eater.but a lover...

Ex: Billy and sally are closet lovers because they only fuck in her room.

by shaniquah May 13, 2005

The Closer

With a girl who wants to help...but not help Finish....take things into your own hands until shortly before release, take her hand and place it back on "the mound" for last few and final tosses, till she gets the Save!

The Closer

by Dirtboyaf October 9, 2010

cluser

noun, derogatory. Conflation of clueless user.
Coined spontaneously by me in conversation between me and a fellow cube dweller.

"Dude, sorry to be a clueless users, but could you update a page on the web-site for me?"
"Ha! Suffer cluser - your pitiful request has been added automatically to the bottom of my list to punish your impudence!"

by Stonyman March 1, 2005

"'Cause I'm Best!"

A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.

A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"

by Gerber Baby January 13, 2008