Hey, you! Yes, you: the dumbass scrolling on urban dictionary. Did you google this? Whatever, you need to listen close because this is important. Clean your microwave! All that nasty shit on the roof and walls can't stay. What do you put in there and for how long? What??? Thats fucking gross, you need to clean that shit out ASAP. No, not later NOW. GO! Clean your microwave!!!
by Leuko April 09, 2024
An expression to describe the absolute superlative level of tidiness, chicness and beauty. It’s a condition that is seldom achieved and is almost impossible to obtain in its full form for a prolonged period of time. It takes place (in its accurate definition) when hair, face and clothes (optionally make up too) formulate a perfect matching of flawlessness. Moreover, when all of the characteristics of the looks of oneself not only have been enhanced and immaculately prepared but also have been throughly idealised with the intent of respecting the rules of fashion and fine taste of styling as hoc for the person’s figure. It doesn’t just refer to the preparation and the architecting of the look which entirely depends on the person’s abilities but it also includes the health of the body that in such situation, out of luck or because of a condition of (either induced or natural) wellbeing, presents all of its features in their best form (whole face, body and hair).
by jughu7 December 03, 2023
adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!
by J to the R April 09, 2020
by Bob Johnson6968653 February 05, 2019
This is similar to a chili dog but actual chili is used instead of feces. Chili is poured on somebody’s boobs and then you titty fuck them. Bonus points if you eat the chili afterwards especially if you came in it.
William: Yo did you hear about clean chili dogging? I’d actually be down for that.
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
Bob: Ew no I’m not a cacaphile!
William: no this is a version with chilli instead of feces
Bob: oh hell yeah
by ChodeFilA June 01, 2022
by ToeJay November 10, 2020
My white donkey clean, this is actually Swedish slang referring to the act of getting head. The term originated in West Sweden is the early 00’s with the majority of the population being predominantly white, alongside being ‘hung’ like a donkey. The ‘clean’ side comes from the act of being sucked clean. Natural banter between young Swedish boys,
by probablynotwindenwise November 22, 2021