Card Condom

A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.

You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?

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by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014

Card Roulette

Card roulette. Usually played at restaurants, shopping centres, or supermarkets where a group of 2+ people cannot choose who has to pay, instead of quarrelling they ask the waiter/waitress, person behind the counter etc to pick a card, whoever’s card is picked has to pay.

“I don’t want to pay either! Why don’t we just do card roulette?”

by definitionzzzz February 26, 2020

nia card

biggest shit eater ever

god damn that nia card girl stinks

by joemama888883739 February 9, 2023

card carrying clit licker

In the 1950's to come out and admit you are a lesbian was not accepted.

She won't admit it but she is a "card carrying clit licker."

by donnienyc August 30, 2012

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

security card

A term used by scammers to refer to gift cards, typically for the company they are impersonating, in order to trick victims into sending them money under the false pretence of keeping their account secure.

Sir, go to your nearest store and buy a $100 security card so your Amazon account won't get hacked.

by childishbeat March 25, 2023

PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 15, 2018