Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"

to melt cheese:
Howard melted Frank's cheese after he scored the winning goal

by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

Cheese-toesty

This is when someone heats their cheesy toes on a radiator and the odor fills the entire room.

Jack is such an asshole, he’s making a cheese-toesty right now and stinking up the whole room.

by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023

cheese chopped

A term used to refer to the event of getting a bad haircut.

“I can’t believe I just spent 80 dollars just to get my cheese chopped…”

by john56boy March 25, 2023

Mackino (cheese)

absolutely devouring the cheese.

"I hear she gives really good Mackino (cheese) ... slut."

by creamserena February 2, 2023

Pencil Cheese

Smegma. Penile cream cheese. Knob cheese. Dick cheese. Ripe and typically under the foreskin and around the bellend.

I pulled back my foreskin and spotted a motherload of pencil cheese.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018