Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.

My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.

by LadyA314 December 20, 2023

Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!

Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?

by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025

Boyfriend

A boyfriend is man or boy who will make you feel like his queen until he get all BIG BOY and start cheating, telling lies, mostly he fucking up.

My boyfriend the best

Month or more: where she at

by You just don't know November 19, 2018

national boyfriend day

National boyfriends day on august 23

“hey babe it’s national boyfriends day”
“YAYYYYYY”
national boyfriend day

by poopopppooo August 11, 2021

The Boyfriend Experience

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.

Or BFE

Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, and hugging

by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024

boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.

Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting

by frankjameso February 14, 2014

Boyfriend

1. a regular male companion with whom one has a romantic or sexual relationship
2. Someone who is subjected to giving all their shirts and sweaters to a female.
3. Someone who makes sandwiches for his girlfriend

I have dated my boyfriend for 25 years, the secret is bacon on my sandwiches

by Ghettocarebear December 11, 2018