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Cache la Poudre River

Why are hiding the powder
“Stop asking questions and Cache la Poudre River
by ItchyOctopus September 21, 2025
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River

A River is a very shy but open person. It is usually hanging around with a load of crazy people. It also has a very short partner by its side. His hair is normally very long and gets in the way every minute of the day, he/she would need to always brush it back into its original place. It’s also a very much of an attention seeker and would do anything to get it. Also it’s partners name would normally start with an M.
Girl 1 : That River is a cunt
Girl 2 : Ennit
by RH._. November 24, 2021
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Jabar/River

Jabar/River (noun)
Pronunciation: /jah-bar ˈri-vər/
Plural: Jabar/Rivers
Variants: Jabar-River, Jabarriver (poetic use)

Definition:
A man who has never experienced sexual intimacy, often reaching adulthood or beyond without ever crossing that threshold. The term combines emotional stillness with inner depth—desire unfulfilled, yearning unexpressed, and a life lived in quiet restraint.

He is not necessarily celibate by vow or ideology, nor involuntarily isolated by rejection. Instead, a Jabar/River is defined by the particular emotional and existential state of being untouched, yet fully capable of deep feeling—like a river that flows endlessly but has never spilled over its banks.

Etymology & Symbolism:
Jabar: A name or title, drawn from Semitic roots meaning “mighty,” “restrained,” or “one who compels.” It suggests self-control, quiet strength, or an unshaken core.

River: A natural metaphor for emotion, desire, and the passage of time. Rivers can be calm or wild, shallow or bottomless—but in this case, the river flows within, hidden and never breached.

Together, Jabar/River represents a man whose capacity for desire and connection exists, but remains internal—felt, but never physically acted upon.

Core Traits of a Jabar/River:
Sexually Uninitiated – Has never engaged in sexual acts, either by personal choice, social circumstance, emotional blockage, or absence of opportunity.
“He’s a Jabar/River—gentle and distant, as if he’s carrying a thousand untouched memories that never happened.”

“To touch him would be like disturbing a still lake that’s waited years for the wind.”
by Vril June 24, 2025
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River Office

Corporate department with little to no regard for the well-being of their employees, who come and go quickly because of this. It stops being considered a River Office as soon as an employee lasts for longer than 1 month working there.
Tyrone: Damn, every time i go to Gamestop©️ they have an entirely new roster of employees

Jaquanda: Well I heard the boss beats them up on a daily basis and never actually pays salaries. No wonder it is a River Office
by Cajerardo April 7, 2021
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Rivers

Rivers has big pp and testicals
by Brian7568734 July 12, 2022
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river flue

Missing work and going to the river for a fun filled day while everyone else does your work.
Richie called in sick. I bet he has the river flue.
by Grphoenisimace July 28, 2017
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