Offensive Dick

When a dick is so erect that it becomes an offensive machine, quickly but swiftly having intercourse with an nearby women or men.

"Today I got an Offensive Dick"

by Dino Marcockass March 1, 2018

Dick Shad

A formation of vaginal residue at the base of the shaft.

"I love when Gertrude's on top, but she leaves a bunch of dick shadbehind."

by Ron Joberts March 1, 2018

Workout dick

Term to describe ones penis post workout. Workout sucks tend to be pathetically small and flaccid due to flood flow being distribute to other parts of the body

Man I got a bad case of workout dick right now. It’s so small and wrinkly jeeze.

by Larmonaid May 13, 2018

Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

Dick appetit

Used by a guy when he whips out his dick to get devoured by someone else

Person 1 whips out dick: Dick appetit
Person 2: *proceeds to give blowjob*

by fuckith meith November 11, 2020

dicks on the wall

An exclamation of surprise or excitement, most often in a positive manner.

Aye bluhd, when me and the guys pulled up to the club and seen all that ass we all screamed ducks on the wall!

When Farouk and the guys found discount coupons to get a fresh wax they had to all say dicks on the wall in unison.

Babüche and Rupal were docking at the club and simultaneously said dicks on the wall when the girls started looking.

by GerthPaul November 24, 2020