Bruised Arm

A phallus (penis) after sexual intercourse. (Typically used after a male loses his virginity).

Dave: Robbo, heard you had a big night last night, how's the bruised arm?
Robbo: Not too bad mate, she dusted me off with a loaf of bread after so he's held up alright.

Jack: Fuck, my bruised arm's causing a bit of grief this morning. Might toss one off to settle things down.

by CHEEF KIEF August 26, 2018

one-arm-driver

a driver who drives only with one arm while the other arm is either holding or groping a girl.

The police are looking for the one-arm-driver just like you.

by wordwatcher February 19, 2012

Acid arm

the term for when your own arm melts due to acid being poured onto it. Afterwards your arm smells only like acid

"hey wanna go out tonight"
"sorry i cant. Karen gave me an acid arm"

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

baguette arms

Arms which mildly resembles baguettes normally very short and weak also stubby chode like

Fucking hell! He’s got baguette arms...

by Dockers4hands January 29, 2018

third arm clothsline

When you are getting oral sex and you grab her head and miss giving her a hole in her neck

i was getting head and i pulled out to try to ram it down her throat i missed and poke a hole in her neck giving her the third arm clothsline

by ralphieakabigd December 02, 2007

The Unbendable Arm

The unbendable arm is when you put your right arm on someone else's shoulder and without flexing, have someone push down on your arm. If done correctly, your arm won't bend...

If you happen to be brave and have a tough arm, then you can have someone hang from it, and do pull-ups if they're up for it

Yo Julie, come hang on Brandon's Unbendable Arm!

The Unbendable Arm is trippy yo!

Let's try The Unbendable Arm Tonight at my party!

by Bitsy-Boo October 04, 2010

transfer of arms

See manhattan transfer

by TheWrathfulBuddha January 30, 2003