Youtube

A website where you can watch po- I mean videos

Person 1: Dude you should use Youtube, its so fun
Person 2: Nah, I use TikTok
Person 1: *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

by *LoadsShotgun* May 11, 2021

YouTube

A trashy platform made by trashy people that like to screw over a big source of there income and popularity/ the people/ actual good people

Ahh man did you see that hilarious YouTube video

Yeah bro that was great I

by Jeffery dahmer December 3, 2020

youtube dad

the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.

i dont have a dad, but i have a youtube dad that teaches me dad-stuff.

by hypn1c December 25, 2018

Youtube

A Movie Platform where there is literally ANYTHING you can search.

I watch a lot of Youtube

by EastMuppetoftheWeast November 1, 2019

YouTube

(Derogatory) - An action, moment, or individual that exhibits pointless and/or offensive stupidity.

(Complimentary) - An action, moment, or individual that exhibits purposeful and/or inoffensive intelligence.

(Derogatory) - A person farts in a crowded elevator and announces "It was I!". It smells really bad and people begin to feel sick. This person is a YouTube.

(Complementary) - A person stands back in a crowded elevator to let others in. They ask you what floor you would like, and push the button for you. This person is a YouTube.

by IdleOutlaw January 25, 2023

Youtubers

A type of human that is either completely disgusting or a respectable person

Fork: "bro youtubers suck"
Spoon: "yeah they do, but some are pretty cool."

by PleaseStop:) November 3, 2023

simultaneous YouTube uploads

The feeling of YouTube channels uploading videos at the same time as you've subscribed to at least 500 YouTube channels*, inundating your homepage feed

*compared to that of persons who subscribe to no more than 100 YouTube channels

I swear, every time I log into YouTube, the simultaneous YouTube uploads from my 500+ subscriptions flood my feed, and I can never decide what to watch first!

by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025