Turtle Toucher

Anyone who is weird, acts in a slow, special, awkward manner.

Brailee's fuck buddy Jonas is a 12 year old turtle toucher.

by Gdin22 January 28, 2015

turtle awkward

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

by christina_jessica September 27, 2008

raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2009

turtle baby

A word used to replace any noun, usually with some affection and positive/neutral.

"Wheres the remote? Oh, theres that little turtle baby!"
"Let me try one of those turtle babies!"

by Courtney Hume April 8, 2007

Flacko Turtle

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.

You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.

by Flacko Turtle January 4, 2021

Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.

It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.

by CORich September 3, 2012